Venn Diagram: Freshman Fall vs. Senior Fall

Freshman Fall:

Shopping for classes

Finding a boyfriend

Brags about spending a night at the Delphic

Googles “work”

Worried about midterms

Gets drunk, then goes to the Kong

Tries to complete three “Harvard Tasks”

Both:

Worried about which house they’ll live in next year

Hoping to hook up with freshman girls

Want to save the world

Will probably end up on Wall Street

Mumble the words to the Harvard fight song

Know this will be the best semester ever

Senior Fall:

Shopping for interview clothes

Finding a husband

Secretly enjoys spending nights at the Delphic

Works for Google

Worried about midlife crisis

Goes to the Kong, then gets drunk

…still trying to get sex in Widener stacks