Anatomy of a Fracket

Though the temperature outside has changed, the temperature inside a sweaty House or off-campus party has stayed the same, if not gotten even hotter because of heating. You don’t want to lose your nice winter coat, though, after you leave it in a huge pile, so it’s about time that you start thinking about what you’re going to wear out to the Owl in the snow. Thus, Flyby presents: The Fracket.

Typically found in Forever 21 or a consignment shop, The Fracket serves a dual purpose of keeping you warm when you go out in the winter and saving you the trouble of an awkward phone call to your parents alerting them that you lost the new Patagonia they bought to prepare you for your first New England winter. Our diagram aims to guide you in your quest for the perfect fracket.