Venn Diagram: Eggs Benedict and Pope Benedict
February 14, 2013
Eggs Benedict:
Served to people
White bread
Bad for your heart
Laid
In my mouth, tastes godly
Pope Benedict:
Serves God
White hair
Bad heart
Never laid
Mouthpiece of God
Both:
Gone before the end of the month
Not kosher
Heavenly
Makes you feel guilty
Sexy
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