Housing Day Meeting Minutes
HoCos Plan For the Big Day
HoCo Chair: Let’s run through the plan for delivering the letters.
Junior: Ok. So we enter chanting “Oh Kirkland!”
HoCo Chair: Sounds good…
Junior: We knock on the door, hand over the letter, everyone cheers.
HoCo Chair: Uh huh…
Junior: And then we make out with them!
HoCo Chair: Dammit, no! We talked about this!
Junior: Sorry, I forgot. First we get them to make out with each other!
HoCo Chair: Sorry I’m late. There was a traffic jam in front of the salad bar. You know how it is--one person decides they want croutons and the whole servery grinds to a halt. Which reminds me, after tomorrow there’s going to be a hundred extra people with dining hall access. It’s time--
Junior:He’s trying to say it’s time to pick the names. We barely fit as it is. Some poor bastards are going to have to eat in Lowell.
Sophomore: Instead of doing this every year, why don’t we just kick out all the Pfoho kids?
HoCo Chair: I wish we could. Look at those two hogging a table.
Sophomore: They don’t even have any food. They’re just staring at us. Are they creeping anyone else out?