Tyga Lyrics Rewritten

Stack city chick, Stack, Stack city chick Ten ten ten books for ya thesis chick Hundred deep pages written, I so quick Thesis writing’s FTW flippin easy trick
By Kevin T. Wittenberg

Since we are stuck with him for Yardfest, FM has rewritten some of Tyga’s lyrics to make them a little less blatantly sexist and a little more in line with an open dialogue on social issues.

1. Rack City to STACK City (Thesising)

BEFORE:

Rack, rack, city bitch, city bitch

Rack, rack, rack city bitch, city bitch, rack

Rack, rack, rack city bitch, city bitch

Mutha on the beat

[Verse 1]

Rack city bitch, rack, rack city bitch

Ten, ten, ten, twenties on ya titties bitc

hHundred deep V.I.P. no guest list

T-Raw you don’t know who you fucking with?

Got my other bitch fucking with my other bitch

Fucking all night nigga we ain’t celibate

Make it sound too dope I ain’t selling it

Bar fresher than a motherfucking peppermint

Gold Letterman last kings killing shi

tYoung money young money yeah we getting rich

I got ya grandma on my dick (ha ha)

Girl you know what it is

AFTER:

Stack, Stack, city chick, city chick

Stack, Stack, Stack city chick, city chick, Stack

Stack, Stack, Stack city chick, city chick

Readin’ there all week

[Verse 1]

Stack city chick, Stack, Stack city chick

Ten ten ten books for ya thesis chick

Hundred deep pages written, I so quick

Thesis writing’s FTW flippin easy trick

Got another source counterin’ my other source

Workin’ all night man we ain’t quittin’ it

Make it sound so smart I am killin’ it

Haven’t brushed my teeth—I could use a mint

Gold markets and Brit kings, colonists

Ethnographic research funding yeah we feelin’ rich

I got ya Grandma readin’ it (ha ha)

Summa you know what it is

2. Lap Dance to Feminist (WGS and Feminism)

BEFORE:

Benzo, Batman, big ho, lap dance

Ass so fat need a lap dance

Ass so fat I need a lap dance

(Repeat)

[Verse 1]

Shit straight killer, Max Payne, Travis Porter, make it rain

Young Money gang, put you on the team

All my bitches fly, put you on a plane

Hundreds in your face, why you broke boy?

Not from Chi city but I make the Illinois

Let your pride gone walk it out

In the bank and I’m only cashing large amounts

One, one, two, two bitch what it do? three, four, drop it to the floor

Five, five, six, six, rub her on the tits

Seven, seven, eight, eight, make that ass shake

AFTER:

Susan B Anthony, Sheryl Sandberg,

Gender roles need a feminist

Gender roles I need a feminist

(Repeat)

[Verse 1]

Strong female figures, Aphra Behn, Eleanor of Aquitane

Female CEOs, want them on my team

Lady Samurai, their katanas clean

Women in your face, why you hatin’ boy?

WGS classes teach ya that they ain’t a toy

Lose your pride, boy, suck it up

Indira Gandhi rulin’ all of India

One, one, two, two, womyn how it do? three, four, glass ceiling now the floor

Five, five, six, six burn that binder owned by Mitt

Seven, seven, eight, eight future leader of the state.

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