Baby Squirrel Deals with Attachment Issues

The baby squirrel that has been frequenting Kirkland Courtyard of late does not appear to have made any strides in his development of self-dependency. In addition to continued displays of freakish domestication and unnatural levels of comfort around humans, the squirrel is now laying claim to backpacks and does not appear to be leaving any time soon.

We can only hope that his lack of any real-world survival skills will eventually rid us of this problem.