Venn Diagram: IOP and IHOP

IOP:

Sugarcoats politics

Felipe Calderon is always there

Resume booster

Political parties

Election Day

Deals done under the table

Sucking up

High-profile speakers

Free t-shirts

Bipartisan

Start a political career

IHOP:

Sugarcoats food

Felipe’s is always “just over there”

Glucose booster

After-partiers

National pancake day

Deals done over the table

Eating up

High-calorie specials

Must wear shirt to be served

Bypass surgery

End to unhappy night

Both:

American

More exciting if you’ve been drinking

Colors are red, white, and blue

Potential careers for humanities students

Takes Crimson Cash

International

Some debate over what it stands for

Poor date spot

Bills negotiated

Popular with freshmen