Drinky Drink: Election Night

It’s Election Night—the ultimate culmination of democratic power and civic engagement (for the Electoral College, that is). It will be a night of excitement—the 45th President of the United States is being selected! It will be a night of apprehension—will Trump allow a peaceful transition of power if he loses? It will be a night of decisions—should you move to Canada, or Jamaica? Here at FM, we’ve decided to prepare some drink recipes to calm your nerves and make buying those plane tickets a little easier.

Monica Lewhiskey

The presidential choice.

3 shots of Fireball
1 pint Angry Orchard Crisp Apple Hard Cider

Good Hombres

This recipe is intentionally long. Every ingredient is different, but crucial to the drink. Get it?

2 oz. vodka
1 oz. pineapple juice
1 oz. cranberry juice
Splash of lemon-lime soda
Splash of lime juice
Sugar for rimming
Lime wedge for garnish

The Donald

By the time you down this drink, your hair will fall out.

2 oz. vodka
.5 oz. Goldschlager gold-leaf cinnamon schnapps
Orange wheel
Top with cotton candy

Hillaritas

Want to celebrate the election results, or drink until you don’t remember them, in style? Drink Hillaritas, delete your emails, and appoint those corporation billionaires to cabinet positions!

2 oz. tequila
1 oz. lime juice
1 oz. Cointreau
Ice
Lime slice