Fury. Rage. Anger. Celebrities.

We get it. Shit happens. Celebrities flake. You end up at the wrong Ivy. Or stuck on Long Island. Understandable.

But with Brangelina and Fabolous both ditching high-profile Cambridge appearances in less than a month's time, FlyBy's starting to get pissed. Do celebrities have something against Harvard? Is the Kremlin on the Charles not liberal enough for Hollywood? We don't get it.

But hey, now that we think about it, this whole celeb no-show thing might not be so bad after all. It really does make event planning much easier. In fact, we have our own announcement to make.

PRESIDENT OBAMA WILL GUEST POST ON FLYBY TOMORROW

OMG. YES. 2 P.M. WHEREVER YOUR COMPUTER IS.

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