UPDATED: February 18, 2013, at 11:45 a.m.

From Richard Nixon's "I am not a crook"-ery to Bill Clinton's blue dress shenanigans, years of presidential transgressions have proven that nothing is sacred and the White House is anything but. Which is why we don't have too many qualms in using this Presidents' Day to shamelessly objectify our Commanders-in-Chief and consider which of the 44 we would most like to hit up on Tinder.


George Washington

You never forget your first (president).

Theodore Roosevelt, Class of 1880

While at Harvard, TR was popularly known as a "locomotive in human pants." Later, he was a Rough Rider who carried a big stick. You can draw your own conclusions.

John F. Kennedy '40

Arguably the biggest cutie the Oval Office has ever seen. We don't blame you for wanting to spend a little QT in the Executive Residence with this guy.