UPDATED: February 5, 2013, at 7:52 p.m.
The Superbowl has come and gone, but YouTube is forever. And, honestly, whose Tuesday couldn't use a little YouTube? To direct your procrastination and fuel your nascent nostalgia, here's our list of the best commercials of Superbowl XLVII.
Synopsis: Joe Montana is a miracle stain.
Why It's a Winner: Wait for the end.
Synopsis: Kid assembles the manliest children in America to stand up to a bully.
Why It's a Winner: A six-year-old wrestles a bear.
Synopsis: Geriatrics escape from the nursing home for a night of wild debauchery.
Why It's a Winner: It gives us something to aspire to when we're 70.
Synopsis: Amy Poehler talks dongles with a smiling Best Buy employee.
Why It's a Winner: The sexual tension is palpable.
Synopsis: Greek god allows us mere mortals to gaze upon his chiseled body.
Why It's a Winner: See synopsis.