Inside the COOP: Chocolatas!
Outside the COOP: Creditas!
In Your Dorm: Doubles as a Solo cup on the weekends.
In the Square: SAT prep books are now an appropriate gift for baby showers.
Wigglesworth Gate: Veritas with a side of bacon—Veritas super porcus?
Inside Widener: This book bears the Veritas seal to remind you that Harvard’s legacy has been around longer than you, your parents, your grandparents, and your great-grandparents.
John Harvard Statue: The dirtiest coat of arms on campus.