You know how other Ivy League schools have intensive freshman humanities programs designed to teach the respective skills of suffocating pretension and talking out of your ass? Yeah. Well, apparently, students at these places are starting to realize that these breeding grounds of eternal douchebaggery might not be so worth it after all.

Grade deflation that stays true to its word, the return of the Westboro Baptists, and a few more scintillating tidbits from around the Ancient Eight (and some other schools too).

Dudes masturbate more than girls? Who would have thought? Apparently, this universally acknowledged truth (at least, we assumed, among most humans over the age of 12) is news at Princeton.

A recent article in the Columbia Daily Spectator reveals the real empire state of mind: cash-starved.

Believe it or not, Princeton kids actually fight with their fists, at least according to this Daily Princetonian article where some "pushing, shoving, and punching" led to what Princeton U. Deputy Chief of Public Safety Charles W. Davall called a case of "jeopardy of significant harm." It got so bad that the cops ended up spraying pepper spray to disperse the crowd.

Looks like Yale University’s most talked-about secret society, the Order of Skull and Bones, isn’t so secret anymore. Or is it?

Yalies were treated to an uneasy awakening yesterday morning as students were alerted via email of dangerous escaped lab monkeys ...

Flyby hears that writers of Princeton Tiger, Princeton's humor magazine, totally, genuinely, and completely drove up to Harvard the Friday ...

In light of the investment losses suffered by the nation’s wealthiest universities this past year, schools with large endowments should ...

According to the Yale Daily News, Yale's admissions office received 5% fewer application for early admission, down to 5,265 from ...