A Little Levity

Spoon
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Roommate Horror Stories

“Are you aware that your roommate swims?”

Job Search
Covers

FM Imagines: Celebrity Cover Letters

Budgetary strategy is one of my strong points. I know critics will say, “He blew a million dollars on private travel!” I beg you to think of it this way—it only cost me $1 million to charter those flights.

HUID vs IUD
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HUID vs IUD

General Venn Diagram
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Venn Diagram: HUID vs. IUD

You really don't want to lose it.

Jack Kerouac waits for the the Quad Shuttle.
On Campus

Jack Kerouac Takes the Quad Shuttle

The doors squealed open and we bounced in a jiffy onto the 5 p.m. Crimson Cruiser, pulling ole Bull in behind us just as everyone was tooting to go.

Teen Mag Quiz: Do I Like You?
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Teen Mag Quiz: Do I Like You?

Drew Bikes
Student Life

Yeah, I Ride My Bike Through Harvard Yard

The air feels so much more viscous at that velocity, and you bet your ass I don’t wear a helmet.

Food and Drink

Rejected Recipes from Home

FM imagines some less savory and more emotionally-fraught submissions.

Advising fortnight/Freud was right
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Advising fortnight/Freud was right

General Venn Diagram
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Venn Diagram: Advising Fortnight/Realizing Freud was Right

Confused? Call your mom.

Chaucer
Final Clubs

FM Imagines: Chaucer Night at the Quabot Club

“Not to worry, my friends. As is longstanding Quabot Club tradition, all new inductees must read from ‘The Canterbury Tales’ to prove their worth. Or not. Whatever.”

SOCHBday
House Life

FM Imagines: A Resignation from the Student Organization Center at Hilles

What did I do to deserve so much disdain? Is it too much to ask for the students, who walk by my doors every day, to give one ounce of recognition to the ten years I have spent relegated to the Quad, watching them silently pity my apparent lack of purpose?

Dean Khurana, Egg Frittata, and Steamy Sauna
Levity

Dean Khurana, Egg Frittata, and Steamy Sauna

General Venn Diagram
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General Venn Diagram

General Venn Diagram
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Venn Diagram: Dean Khurana, Egg Frittata, Steamy Sauna

Dean Khurana, Egg Frittata, Steamy Sauna