A Little Levity
Five French Things that Should be #Banned
L'Académie française, a branch of the French government, replaced hashtag with the word “mot-diese”. In response to this censoring, FM has compiled its own list of French things that should be #banned.
FM Imagines Gender Reversal: Final Clubs
"Are you on the list?" a Bee girl asks, standing in the doorway. "This is a list party, the theme is lumber-jack-o'-lanterns. I don't see your pumpkin."
Date Spots: A Single Man’s Perspective
Hey there, lovebirds! It’s Valentine’s Day, and you know what that means: Dozens of you will be having happy, romantic evenings around the Square tonight, while the rest of us will be stuck with whatever questionable casserole HUDS feels like serving. But it doesn’t have to be that way! FM is here to find you a restaurant that’s singles friendly.
Movie Marathon: Films For All Valentine’s Day Occasions
Thinking about watching “Love Actually” because it’s Valentine’s Day? Don’t. Here to save you from Hugh Grant’s estrogen-churning narration and a blond Severus Snape, FM brings you prime celluloid flicks for every Valentine’s Day occasion.
15 Coldest Freshmen: Rose
Rose Whitcomb '16 Hometown: Hurley, N.Y. Dorm: Hollis Celsius or Fahrenheit: Celsius Coolest Thing to do on a Saturday night: Go to a concert Chill soundtrack: “Rain King” by Counting Crows In 15 minutes you are: Still skating…or doing homework In 15 years you are: Teaching high school band
15 Coldest Freshmen: Ashley
Ashley Chen '16 Hometown: Nashua, N.H. Dorm: Thayer Coolest thing to do on a Saturday night: Walk around the Square. Chillest thing about Harvard: The people.
15 Coldest Freshmen: Rohan
Rohan Reddy '16 Hometown: Fort Pierce, FL Dorm: Thayer Coolest Thing About Harvard: The environment. Chillest way to spend a weekend: Go out with friends.
15 Coldest Freshmen: Pablo
Pablo Arboleda '16 Hometown: Miami, FL Dorm: Hurlbut Cool girl, adj. noun: Hot girl Best Winter Song: “Baby, it’s cold outside”
15 Coldest Freshmen: Elizabeth
Elizabeth Mahon '16 Hometown: Boston, Mass. Dorm: Holworthy Ideal Date: A picnic on the beach at sunset. Cool Guy, adj. noun: Harvard Guy. Chillest Music: Brahms.
15 Coldest Freshmen: L. Mica
L. Mica Yoder '16 Hometown: New York City, N.Y. Dorm: Hurlbut Celsius or Fahrenheit: Fahrenheit Ideal date: Ice skating Cool guy, adj. noun: Gay Brian In 15 minutes you will be: At Panera. In 15 years you will be: Working on health policy.
15 Coldest Freshmen: Victoria
Victoria Piccione '16 Hometown: Weston, Mass. Dorm: Thayer Coldest Winter Memory: Building snow forts with siblings. Cold Guy, adj. noun: Hot Guy
15 Coldest Freshmen: Kelly
Kelly Seaver '16 Hometown: New Canaan, C.T. Dorm: Canaday Chill weekend: Watch Yoshi’s waterpolo games. Coldest Winter Memory: Sorry I can’t think–I think I have brain freeze.
15 Coldest Freshmen: Sam
Sam Wattrus '16 Hometown: Duluth, MN Dorm: Hollis Best Way to Keep Warm: Good jacket and scarf. Ideal date: A trip skating, with a nice walk and Starbucks. Celsius or Fahrenheit: Fahrenheit
15 Coldest Freshmen: Jesus
Jesus Moran '16 Hometown: Los Angeles, Calif. Dorm: Canaday Celsuis or Fahrenheit: Fahrenheit Ideal date: Go to the beach. Chill soundtrack: Having John Legend and Alicia Keys and Ne-Yo on Pandora. In 15 minutes you will be: Trying to do work. In 15 years you will be: Traveling the world.
15 Coldest Freshmen: Samantha
Samantha Lo '16 Hometown: Merrimack, N.H. Dorm: Thayer Celsius or Fahrenheit: Fahrenheit Coolest thing about Harvard: Definitely not the food, but everything else Winter night, [adj. noun]: Warm cookies
15 Coldest Freshmen: W. Powell
W. Powell Eddins '16 Hometown: Raleigh, N.C. Dorm: Canaday Chillest Music: Bon Iver Ideal Date: Ice skating Coolest thing about Harvard: The people–and their diversity In 15 minutes you are: Going to work on a Statistics pset in Annenberg In 15 years you are: Anywhere from political consulting to running for office in North Carolina
15 Coldest Freshmen: Yoshiye
Yoshiye S. Andersen '16 Hometown: Laguna Beach, Calif. Dorm: Canaday Coolest thing about Harvard: Fro yo Cold guy, [adj. noun]: Common theme Best Winter Song: “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
15 Coldest Freshmen: Layla
Layla Siraj '16 Hometown: Brookline, Mass. Dorm: Apley Celsius or Fahrenheit: Celsius Best Way to Keep Warm: Don’t go outside Cold guy, [adj. noun]: Warm heart
15 Coldest Freshmen: George
George Baxter '16 Hometown: London, UK Dorm: Grays Celsius or Fahrenheit: Celsius Chillest Soundtrack: Frank Ocean’s “Channel Orange” Ideal Date: Frank Ocean
Dear Harvard
Harvard’s history is fraught with piles of letters, many simply addressed to “Harvard University, Harvard, USA” with questions about math problems, requests for degrees, and even suggestions for world peace.
Mad Lib: Cover Letter
I am _______________ (excited/enthralled/wetting my pants) to read about your recent internship opening. I would love to join the ____________(team/family/Goldman Sachs Company) which I have _________ (always wanted to work for/just googled right now).