Chickwich Challenge
BEER: Narragansett
For this one, FM is buying fresh, buying local. The box declares, “If you’re not drinking Narragansett beer, you’re not ...
VODKA: Silver Wolf
Cheap vodka generally smells more like paint stripper than something you would willfully allow into your body. Not the case ...
BITCH DRINK: Smirnoff Classic Lemonade
BROS: You just got picture-iced. Take a knee with this palatable pick at your next bitch party.
GIN: Seagram’s Extra Dry
Seagram’s is the brand that had Bruce Willis drunkenly crooning, “It’s wet and it’s dry,” on ’80s TV commercials. It’s ...
RUM: Burnett’s Gold
This royal rum-ble wasn’t much of a contest, with Burnett’s the clear winner. Brugal was, frankly, brutal. Pending chemical analysis, ...
RED WINE: Palazzo Montepulciano d’Abruzzo
. . . del Piani Penuzzo Montebruno d’Abrazzi Regazzi Allontanata San Gimignano Amalfi. Long name, short aftertaste; this cheap wine ...
The Chickwich Challenge
If Friday nights are any indication (whether you’re slaving away in Lamont or drinking away at the Bell Tower), excess ...
