Victoria Ilyinsky

EDITOR'S NOTE APPENDED You can’t help but notice that the new “like” is the word “literally.” Bothering parents and professors

“Going out?” That’s out of touch. “Getting wasted?” Waste of breath. If it’s Friday night (or Thursday, Wednesday, Tuesday for

Single sex schools have always made me nervous and I’m historically not a fan of female-only anything. Women slap, we

I don’t like to grind. Neither do I really enjoy “bumping” with boys on the dance-floor. Of course there have

The women in my family dispense advice faster than I can nick a pair of pointy black heels. Ironically, these

We all know opposites attract, and for good girls everywhere this spells trouble. As a stranger to suspensions and the

Editors' note appended. Please see below. Crack, flop, hit, nuts, pot-committed. Limp, leak, house, draw, gun-shot straight. It’s not spoken

I’ll be a 21-year-old bridesmaid next summer. Twice. And not for an older sister, thrice divorced aunt, or former babysitter