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Adam B. Vartikar

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Let’s Be Real

We must keep things in perspective; students must stop speaking out against programs such as the relatively innocuous Z-list or face the reality of losing the expensive humanitarian lifestyle they simultaneously advocate for.


Wetu in Yard Misinterpreted as Coconut

“The freshmen this year are so odd,” one junior says to her friend as they make their way to class earlier today. “Why did they go and build a coconut in the ground?” “Yeah, its really no wonder why they weren’t allowed to have River Run,” the other responds.