I go on many dates, often with other people, and I’d like to help you become as successful as I am in the world of finding true love.

The collective brainpower at this university is incredible, yet approximately two thirds of it is devoted to putting off what should have been done yesterday.

As despicable as it can be, the media should not be ignored. Theirs is a subtle genius, what with their ability to look beyond the smoke and noise pouring out of Libya to focus on Chaz Bono’s appearance on Dancing with People Who are Related to the Stars.

Students presented their “novel hypotheses”—original interpretations based on research on diseases—for SLS 21.

And so it is fitting that it was on April 2, 2011, the 498th anniversary of the day Ponce took his skills to South Beach, that I came to the conclusion that it is high time we cut Florida loose.

The demise of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” won’t usher in a new era of common sense and tolerance across the board.