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Andrew A. White

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The Crimson Weatherboard’s Weekly Weather Review

I no longer know what to believe in. One day, glorious winter is upon us, sheathing us in a cold white burrito wrap and masking the falseness that lies beneath in the austere perfection of thinglessness. Rarely has my heart been as thrilled as when I saw the world reduced to this.

For The Moment

The Crimson Weatherboard's Weekly Weather Review

Dear Readers,

Endpaper

Almost Famous

I took a perverse joy in making my friends’ parents uncomfortable, explaining in more detail than they wanted how my job had me cleaning up fake body fluids and fetching dildos from the storeroom whenever they asked about my “interesting” work.

For The Moment

The Crimson Weatherboard’s Weekly Weather Review

Dear “Dear Readers” Readers, I have a confession to make.

For The Moment

The Crimson Weather Board’s Weekly Weather Review

Happy Halloween, 11.5 months belated.

For The Moment

The Crimson Weatherboard's Weekly Weather Review

Dearest readers,

Freshmen

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When will the water stop?
Student Life

The Crimson Weatherboard's Weekly Weather Review

I’d stay home and babysit my sister while mother would go off and sweat on sad middle-aged men who weren’t my father. The sweat would bead like rain drops on a car window.

A Rainy Shopping Period
For The Moment

The Weather: Sept. 27—Oct. 4

This week in last week’s weather, prose about the weather from last week, read to the tune of a Radiohead song.

On Campus

The Crimson WeatherBoard’s Weekly Weather Review

This week in last week’s weather, we talk about the weather from last week: A real meteorologist predicted that this week’s weather would be “mostly pleasant.”

On Campus

The Crimson Weatherboard’s Weekly Weather Review

Aggregate score: 7.9 ½ out of 10.

College

10 PM: Internal Bronologue

Let’s just get us a brewski, down that shit in one, get another, down that shit in one, and then down the third with some super chill Mario Kart.

A Rainy Shopping Period
On Campus

The Crimson Weatherboard’s Weekly Weather Review

Every good news source needs a good weather team.

For The Moment

Fake Meeting Minutes

Kappa Kappa Gamma President: Hey girls! Let’s get sta- Room: WOOOOO!

Miscellaneous

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Eldo Kim
Crime

News Analysis: Could Eldo Kim Return to Harvard?

Protestors on Mass Ave
Race

Seen and Heard: Harvard's March Through Cambridge

OKWELOGU
Track and Cross Country

Decorated Thrower Looks To Continue Success

Protest
Columns

Reconstruction 3.0