Chaucer wants to party. Do you let him in?
He loves me, he loves me SHOT.
Keep your lap-sitting OUT of the d-hall.
That feeling when your friend hugs you for a couple seconds too long...
The overeager hand-raise is a dead giveaway.
Oh the places you'll (try to) go
Lemony Snicket's childhood books were dope, a word which here means "very good."