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Harvard students’ dessert of choice? Ice cream. Their beverage of choice? Anything alcoholic. Noting these two preferences, many Harvard square
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Gossip Guy wants to thank all thesis writers for sacrificing of themselves to make a meaningful contribution to the sum
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Valentine’s Day is a time for those in love to share their love. The days following, however, are a time
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In preparing for his spring semester, Gossip Guy has been reviewing reader feedback and has come to the conclusion that
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We’re firmly entrenched in the two-month long Christmas season and Gossip Guy is loading up on the holiday essentials: valium
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...Thanksgiving break is over, but Gossip Guy didn’t go shopping and has yet to buy holiday gifts. Top on his
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...The recent warm weather has provided the first decent luck Gossip Guy’s had in months. For those gloriously balmy days,
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...It’s Halloween today, and for Gossip Guy this special time of year always means candied lies, mask-wearing rumors and egg-soaked
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...Summer break begins now for Gossip Guy. Still, he’s struggling to find employment: He may work on the assembly line
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...Gossip Guy’s been irresponsible lately. His lies have been sloppy and poorly reasoned, he hasn’t filed a plan of rumors
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...Gossip Guy’s room is getting pretty messy. Everywhere he looks there are crumpled-up lies, rumor stains and unsightly innuendo bunnies
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...Like the subjects of this week’s scrutiny, Gossip Guy has been spending a lot of time at the lab. His
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...Opening Day is Gossip Guy’s favorite day of the year. There’s nothing quite like the snap of lies against horsehide,
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...Gossip Guy has been a tad under the weather lately. Symptoms include aching lies, itchy rumors and painful, throbbing innuendo...
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...Let’s Go interviews are underway again, but Gossip Guy ain’t falling for that shit again. Last summer’s disastrous sojourn in
