...It’s the most horrible time of the year here in the Crimson newsroom, as the 2001 Turkey Shoot continues. Gossip

...There was no ham in the dining hall again yesterday. Is ham such a scarce fucking resource? It’s not like

…Gossip Guy’s tastes have turned sophisticated. Instead of his usual Gossip Guyweiser Lite, this week he’ll be savoring oak-barreled lies,

Gossip Guy: Zagat’s edition. Patrons “love to read” the “judiciously seasoned lies” and “red sauce-heavy rumors,” but they caution against