I 'VE just come over from abroad,
Been there a year, you know,
And now I find America,
I must say, rather slow.
Of course I took in Italy,
And did the Alps and Rhine;
Things every fellow ought to see,
And really deuced fine.
But then that blasted sight-seeing
Soon gets so devilish tame, -
Old pictures, and that sort of thing,
Are all so much the same.
Besides, this tourist business
Is such a horrid bore.
I stopped in Paris near six months;