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CHILDE SNODKYNS hath taen uppe hys cane of price,
Hys Englishhe hatte besyde,
And hyed hym hence to the Avenue,
All on an eventyde.
He has given the twirl of a Vandyke twiste
To hys fainte displaye ofdowne,
Porte chucks and Muckyres of lowe degree
All tremble atte hys frowne.
All careless he walketh, a proof to smyles
A full half-mile or more,
When he is aware of a nut-brown mayd
That walketh on before.
All browne is her kirtle and eke her snoode,
And browne the clustering curls;
Full wel he knoweth the jaunty gait
Of the saucie Annexe girls.
Righte gladly he seeth the mayden droppe
A tinted billet-doux,
Eke timorous men hadde seized the chance
The lovely mayd to woo.
The wrapper of pynk with hys sweete contents
Soone has Childe Snodkyns seized,
And he straighte accosteth the nut-browne mayd,
Who looketh far from pleased.
Through her glasses she glared, and the mashyr's herte
Was filled with sore dismaye, -
It's a horrid paper in Calculus
I tried to throw away."
FEZ.
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