"OH, dear!" she exclaimed, "it's no use;

I no longer will worry my brain.

I grow more confused with each word,

And I never can make myself plain."

Said he: "Why of course you cannot;

For since Nature has done all she could

To make you so otherwise, how

Could you make yourself plain, if you would?"

CHESS is in favor at Yale.

THE Lampoon will be out on Thursday.

THE University Crew is still on the water.

THE Glee Club concert last night was a success.

HASTY PUDDING theatricals take place to-night.

NOTE books in Physics 2 must be handed in before December 21.

THE Beacon of Boston University has issued a holiday number.

AN unknown thing, - the constitution of the Tennis Association.