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You're sweet on my sister, but nothing can save you;
She guys you and fools you, you aint got no show.
She don't care one cent for you, never will have you;
- But please don't go tell her that I told you so.
And ma, why she says you're a terrible "luny,"
And hopes that you'll soon take her hints for to go.
She never saw one both so silly and spooney;
- But please don't go tell her that I told you so.
Pa laughs, too, and thinks it tremendously funny
That a dummy like you should make such a blow.
You'd be but a hanger-on, spending his money;
- Of course you won't tell them that I told you so.
J. R.
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