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EDITORS DAILY CRIMSON:- It is a significant fact that ever since the institution of the Annex, the tendency of our learned Professors has been toward the "more tender" sports, notably tennis (which two play, with rests and things). At the same time their policy has been to discourage those games which develop and exercise the manly powers, strength, endurance, pluck and skill. The natural inference is, that the influence of these maidens upon the faculty is demoralizing, effeminating and mollifying (I use the word in its first meaning) in the extreme. Therefore Messrs. Editors, despite a chivalric regard for the gentler sex in general, in this case solicitude for the welfare of our beloved University demands that we "turn the rascals out."

IGNOTUS.

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