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Today is the day we celebrate. The massacre of St. Bartholomew will be repeated on the Freshman diamond at 4 o'clock with the Lampoonitic in the title role of the ineffectual Protestant. For the arterial bloodhounds, Bennett or Sweetser have some natty offerings in spring shootings which they have been practicing with Duncan, and which are expected to prove teasers. Pitcher Gregg of the Cleveland team has been recruited to whisk the globule for the funny fellows and it is hoped by all true sport fans that he will have a little something unusual on the ball.

As to the dope on the outcome of the game little more need be said than that Stevens will be on second for the news disseminators. If he is in his customary form, the contest should be won handily and without effort.

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