YALE'S NEW BABY

The youth of today does not necessarily believe in any religion. At least, he does not show to any great extent signs of visible interest. This religious congregation at Yale is merely a new baby, the attraction of all relatives; it is a new Toy, the pet plaything of youth; it is a habit, which one formed is difficult to after at once. The baby will be fondled until it grows older. The Toy will be used carefully until its novelty wears away. The baby will became voluntary until there is no longer any suggestion of compulsion.

Moreover, the students have given birth to this belated child. A mother can not abandon her new-born babe. Thus, it is only natural that these pious young men should play the part of nurse, at least, if only to save themselves from any appearance of hypocrisy. The large attendance at chapel exercists, then, is not even astounding. It is merely the natural course of events. The numbers will without double decrease. The bridge players will be able to enjoy their name without interruption.

Morning naps and week-ends will crow in popularity. However, if Yale authorities can find enough attractive bribes to retain the nurse, they are indeed to be commended Lightly. Later, perhaps, they can even tell us how much to offer our nurse.