Corrupt Practices

To the Editor of the CRIMSON:

Dear Sir:

Some doubtless well meaning but entirely misguided individuals have formed what is derisively known as the Hoover for President Club at Harvard, and are circulating lists to which students are asked to affix their signatures (or mark, in the case of some).

I was very much surprised, and not at all pleased to discover that my signature had been forged to one of the lists and I thought you might be interested enough to start a thorough investigation of such terrible goings on. There is nothing, I should like to see in your little paper more than a tally of the genuine signatures and those creations of an imaginative Republican with somewhat criminal tendencies.

I am particularly inceused at finding my name on this accursed list not because I have worn my larynx down to he consistency of shoe leather but because the forgery (let us be plain, gentlemen, even if it hurts,) is a most crabbed imitation of my true signature to which I point with pride as the result of nearly forty years practice in Palmer Method.

Hoping you will aid in this sweeping expose, and do all you can to kill the elephant, I am Richard C. Breithut