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Laundrymen at Hanover Puzzled-Green Reigns in Columbia Encounter-Game Today Resembles Pre-Revolutionary War

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One laundryman in Hanover is reported to have asked another the question: "Boys, they have to have pullee get on blig gleen team?". To this came the tart rejoinder: "No pullee; jess jawley".

Last Saturday the fight was with the Army; today it seems to be a restaging of the French and Indian War.

Ever onward; progress is a great thing, etc. This year prominent manufacturers of spirituous beverages are said to be making the bottles out of Triplex.

When the Lions went up to Hanover last week their supporters sang "Hail Columbia", but it turned out to be the reign of Dartmouth.

The officials aren't supposed to take money from the visiting team, but four greenbacks may look awfully good to most of them.

It doesn't make any difference who is the victor today, by the end of the game someone will have heard His Marsters Voice.

Fashions are funny things. This year it is the rage to wear light tan sport coats. Personally we wish someone would undertake to get the boys out of the trench coats by Christmas.

Jeremiah is one prophet who should go without honor in a strange country.

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