LAMPY'S TRADITIONAL IBIS LIES IN UNKNOWN DUMP

The old this which for many years has played an important part in Lampoon mythology and tradition has been cast out and a new and smaller bird has been set up on its traditional pedestal.

Lampy's old Ibis for fifteen years has graced the back staircase of Notman's Studio, being occasionally brought forth into the light to lend an air of authority and the supernatural to the annual picture of the board.

Fifteen years have proven too much for its withered neck and tall feathers and now this bird, once honored and looked up to with wonder and awe, lies discarded in some dumping ground, the location of which could not be discovered according to Notman's Inc.