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DR. HUEY TAKES A FLING AT THE GRID SCORES OF THE DAY

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Dr. Hu Flung Huey, carrying on the Joe Forecast tradition of predicting only the approximate score of Harvard games, asserts that the Crimson eleven will come within ten points, above or below, the 53-point total amassed the last time Bates was played, in 1919.

He revealed the other scores as follows: New Hampshire 13  B. U. 0 Army 26  Gettysberg 0 Dartmouth 54  Hobart 0 Florida 18  V. M. I. 0 Michigan 18  Michigan State 3 Holy Cross 33  Providence 0 Yale 40  Vermont 0 Boston College 23  Maine 6 Princeton 19  Amherst 3 Brown 20  Rhode Island 0 Stanford 19  Oregon 6 N. Y. U. 26  W. Va. Wesleyan 6 Navy 23  Wm. & Mary 0 Penn 27  Swarthmore 6 Tufts 13  Colby 3 Cornell 67  Niagara 0 Williams 13  Middlebury 6

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