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HUEY FAVORS CARDINALS; DECREES FOOTBALL RESULTS

The Sage of the Age

By Dr. HU Flung huey

I have a grievous complaint to register against my employer, the Harvard CRIMSON. It concerns my prediction for the second Worlds Series game. After investigation I have discovered that the proofreader has wagered money on the Cardinals and maliciously altered my score, in order to aid him in amassing ill-gotten gains.

Today Hallahan will pitch the Cardinals to a 7 to 3 triumph. (This is bona fide). Tomorrow the Cardinals' hitting will win another game for them. Following are the results of some of today's football games: Harvard 57  Vermont 0 Harvard 35  U. S. Coast Guard 0 Yale 19  Maryland 6 Amherst 13  Princeton 12 Dartmouth 42  Bates 0 Holy Cross 33  Providence 6 Navy 14  William & Mary 3 Springfield 20  Colby 6 Army 39  Furman 0 Michigan 20  Michigan State 0 Notre Dame 13  S. M. U. 12

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