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Louisville, Kentucky, May 15.--The Louisville police tonight report the arrest of a short and stocky Oriental who answers to the name of Dr. Hu Flung Huey and who claims to be in the employ of the "Harvard Crimson." Dr. Huey was apprehended by jockeys and trainers when he was seen slinking around the paddocks of the famous Churchill Downs where the Kentucky Derby will be run off on Saturday.
The above dispatch received by the CRIMSON last night is the first news that has been received of the famous CRIMSON prognosticator since his hurried exit from Cambridge last fall following the football season. After querying the Oriental sage by wire the CRIMSON was assured by its cooney observer that he would be out of jail and forecast the Kentucky Derby for his Harvard and Cambridge followers tomorrow and that he would also decree the way the crews will finish in the four-cornered regatta on Saturday.
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