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The following cryptic despatch was received at an early hour this morning in reply to a telegram sent to the Sage of the Age last week asking for his prognostications of the voting in the CRIMSON beer poll: Milwaukee, Wis., March 28, 1933.
HARVCRIMPLYMP
Cambridge, Mass.
Curse of Revered Confucius be on miserable University stop Harvard's Westcott must not be soiled with 3.2 per cent slop stop beer facts may bock up depressed in your country but not in bottle scarred Orient stop predict you will find officials at lagerheads stop they cannot seidel out of its stop wire money or Cooney Oriental must stay removed in absinthe stop. Hu Flung Huey
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