The New Gen Ed Lottery System, Explained
Armed Individuals Sighted in Harvard Square Arraigned
Harvard Students Form Coalition Supporting Slave Photo Lawsuit's Demands
Police Apprehend Armed Man and Woman in Central Square
107 Faculty Called for Review of Tenure Procedures in Letter to Dean Gay
Charged with the theft of over $5000 worth of clothing and miscellaneous articles from Harvard students, an unidentified suspect was last night taken in custody by the sleuths of Colonel Charles R. (Break-it-up) Apted '06, who took personal charge of the flying squadron which swooped down upon Dunster House for the arrest.
At shortly after 6 o'clock, the Yard cops were informed of the presence of the suspect in Dunster, and before the hour was out, they had incarcerated him in the janitor's office for a toto-a-toto with the doughty Colonel.
The sustained grilling which the prisoner underwent apparently failed to shake his story, as he steadfastly denied all charges. Colonel Apted, queried shortly before midnight, refused to commit himself, stating only in his brief but forceful manner, "I'll deny anything you print, and I've got four witnesses here listening to this phone conversation now."
Want to keep up with breaking news? Subscribe to our email newsletter.