The Student Vagabond

Scene: a heath near Lowell House. Enter Mr. Westcott with pail of sour cream followed by witches. Thunder and lightning.

Mr. W:--

Round about the tables go,

On the filthy dishes throw

Toast that under cold stone


Days and nights has thirty-one

In the Central Kitchen lain

With nasty foods of fancy name.


Double double boil and bubble

Cooking isn't worth the trouble.

Mr. W:--

Fillet of a fenny snake

For veal saute they may mistake,

Wormy haddock see thou fix