Scene: a heath near Lowell House. Enter Mr. Westcott with pail of sour cream followed by witches. Thunder and lightning.
Round about the tables go,
On the filthy dishes throw
Toast that under cold stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
In the Central Kitchen lain
With nasty foods of fancy name.
Double double boil and bubble
Cooking isn't worth the trouble.
Fillet of a fenny snake
For veal saute they may mistake,
Wormy haddock see thou fix