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Donning the mask of Theocritus, and preceded by three Yard cops playing on the pipes of Pan, Colonel Charles R. Apted '06, Chief of the Yard Police, Hawkshaw, big game hunter, and four-letterman extraordinary, disporting himself in true pastoral tradition, yesterday added a cow to the trophies that grace the Apted Trophy Room.
Attacking said cow, which belongs to the Boylston Professor of Rhetoric, emeritus, armed only with a hacksaw and speeded by the well wishes of the mob, the Colonel outdid himself in consummating the capture alive, in contrast to his epic adventure with the skunk last spring. Fred Hoeing, notorious woodchuck tracker, Harvard's other big game hunter, last night sent the Colonel his hearty congratulations by telegraph, collect.
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