Hail, hail Oxford ale!
The crew men drink it,
The new men think it
But I consider it scarcely in
The race with good old Harvard gin!
For those of us who like the gorge,
Dear F. P. A., there is The George;
My only criticism of it:
(And I'm a trencherman of old)--
The oysters there are never cold.
But otherwise I simply love it!
Athletics here cause little sir,