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WINE BECOMES BLUEBOOKS AT UNIVERSITY HALL MIRACLE

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Earnest students were aghast yesterday as a large truck drew up to staid old University Hall labeled light wines and vermouth. They were even shocked as the driver proceeded to toss large bundles nonchalantly to the ground in front of one of the doors.

No sound of tinkling glass followed and no light wines and vermouth proceeded to trickle over the area in front of the good deans' offices.

Assiduous research revealed that the bundles contained only 15,000 blue books which will be in demand very shortly now. (January 21 to February 6.)

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