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NEW '41 CHAMP REVEALED BY DRIVER OF DIAPER DELIVERY

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Another record for the Class of 1941! Already boasting the champion ice cream glutton of Harvard's history, this year's Yardlings have in their midst the youngest student over enrolled in the University.

At least you can't blame the reving reporter of Cambridge's daily for thinking so. While on his rounds Wednesday he detected the "Dy-Dee" Diaper Service truck parked outside the Yard. A moment later its driver disappeared into Massachusetts Hall with a neatly-wrapped bundle.

And that isn't all he saw. Later in the day he spotted another delivery truck, this time parked outside an undertaker's establishment. Inscribed in gay letters upon its side was "Tatler's High Class Tripe."

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