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Two Perfect Tickets For Yale Game Offered in Unique Contest

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Yessir, folks, we have two perfect tickets for tomorrow's game just waiting for someone smart enough to grab the opportunity. In regard to the location of the tickets, they're one on each side of Harlow, smack on the 50-yard line.

How do you get these tickets? That's a perfectly fair question. All you have to do is to pick the twins in the above picture. You might decide Joe and Shaver are the twins. Well, just put your answer down on paper and send it care of this paper. Be sure to include either 24 Lampoons, 12 Monthlies, six Advocates, or one CRIMSON along with your answer.

Now don't jump at the answer, or you'll get fooled. We've given you Joe and Shaver merely as a sample answer. We might have said Shaver and Louis. You've got to think it out for yourself.

The rules of the contest:

1. Pick the twins and enclose the publications or publication (see above) with your answer.

2. Postmark your answer not later than 12 o'clock today.

3. If you are a scalper or a member of a scalper's family, please stay out of the contest.

5. Remember this is an official contest and is approved by a number of committees.

6. In case of a tie, what happens? Well, that's a tough one. We would be only too glad to give more than one set of Annie Oakley's. Unfortunately, that's impossible. We will, therefore, have to give preference to the early birds.

7. If we were giving an automobile for a prize, we would give a garage for promptness. Since we are giving tickets, we will give a pigshide billfold in which the winner can keep his tickets, for promptness.

8. Good luck.

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