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HU FLUING HUEY, NOW ON PRO, TAKES A FLING AT SKING

By Hu FLUNG Huey and On Pro, (Special wire to the CRIMSON)s

SUMMIT OF MT. WASHINGTON, Feb. 11: Over the headwall in a hurry Vorlager beer awaited us and doughnuts for Tonkin in our coffee. And what a girl . . . 1 Haug her once, I Haug her twice, and then I Klister. Oh, Boy! Sohm fun! But she says Seal Skin me alive if I try again. Oh, Shuss, the Pole, Bildstein got her first, and I'm left Tiering my hair in vain.

Jackson says when he Telemarks of midyears he Packetts the winner every time. Creepers what a guy! But I just wonder what Zinsmarks are anyway.

But to Summit all up. . . . Oh Christiana, Stem it all. . . . Woodstock if I could but it Snow use, skiing stinkin".

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