NO CHECKEE -- NO SHIRTEE CRYSTAL BALLEE ALL DIRTEE

Lord have Marcy on our souls. Welch, Welch, it'll be some Track meet tonight. Gammons one, Gammons Olive you, every last one.

Last year one runner suddenly yelled, "Haydock, my Foote hurts. Ring you fix it cause I can Harding run and I want to Pettingell later tonight. Woodland you'd do something about it!"

The Sage of the Age doesn't know much about track anyway, but his adviser, No Foo Lin says with Cornell, Dartmouth, Harvard, and Yale competing the scores will be 34, 32, 27, and 24. Pick your own winners. Them's the scores and he's Allen for tonight.