The Crime

WITH A BANG?

Overheard in the Union: "Okay, this is the problem. An atomic bomb falls on a desert island, killing all the inhabitants instantaneously. From a philosophical point of view, does it create a sound?"

OUR TASK

Seen on the flyleaf of a notebook belonging to a students in Economics I: "Smith postulated an 'invisible hand' and gave examples of how it might work out or conversely how it might not work out.

Our Task: to prove it."

UNLESS THEY CAN PAY

Sign in a Harvard Square bar: "We prefer not to have the patronage of those persons who abuse the privilege to drink."