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BOWE DOWNS, HUEY SAYS, HE KNOWS GREEN FEARON HEART

By Hu FLUNG Huey

"Howe are ya Phelan today, pretty Gross?" "No nifty. I got a Highmark on my exam and look at the weather. Not a MacLeod in the sky . . . . though Sommers gone it's a regular May Daye, and I Lovett!"

While strolling through the Parks last night Huey fell and got a Lempke like a big Mellen on his head and Plenty of Mudge in his eye." "Glueck, Glueck," he said, just like a hen.

Hall in all, Says says by fourth Courter score will be 27-13 Orr Elser he's wrong. Hall-ett may be, who knows--if We-aver get Cohen.

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