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HUEY PRESTON THE BUTTON AND FORCED TO PICK HAAVUDD

By Hu FLUNG Hney

Willett looks like another Green Day, George, it does!

Whats the Maddux with you? Too much Beveridge last night and I got a Paine. Did you cut yourself with your Gillette? No, McCann bothers me.

Speaking of the election, do you believe in this Sharretts the wealth idea? Oh Rother, old chap.

RINEBART!

Okey Dickey, Buey, who hasn't missed yet, cuts the Card--ozo Manning times and says Harvard 47-Virginia ZERO; Cornell 14, Dartmouth 13; Yale 20-Princeton 14. Armen.

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