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As 40,000 fans eagerly awaited today's clash between the CRIMSON and the Lampoon, Coach Jester of the funnymen announced that he had made drastic changes in his line-up. Utrid, Cuddlepoop, Cabot, and Lowell have been added to the roster, and Aloysius God has been procured for mound duty.
There are two changes in the CRIMSON nine, Robby Feller being choson for pitching in place of Morry Earle and Cappy Weinberger, the sunkist San Francisco slugger, taking ever the second hassock instead of the former choice, a far less wily willow wielder.
Manager Willy-wee Calfee of the Lampoon told the CRIMSON last night that he will use the proceeds from the Vogue issue, reported to be in the neighborhood of $1.21, to hire a horse-drawn vehicle to take the rival teams to Soldiers Field at 3 o'clock.
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